Short Guide To Religions

A forum to discuss lighthouses on the West Coast Region of the US
(California, Oregon, Washington, Alaska, Hawaii)

Postby velasquezchristine » Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:57 pm

Taoism: **** happens.
Buddhism: Heya If **** happens, it's not really ****.
Islam: Heya If **** happens, it's the will of Allah
Protestantism: Heya **** happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism: Heya Why does **** always happen to us?!
Hinduism: This **** happened before in another life
Catholicism: **** happens because you're bad.
Har Krisna: **** happens, Rama Rama!
T.V. Evangelism: You are in **** because u never sent me money
Atheism: No ****.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock knock, **** happens.
Hedonism: There's nothing like a good **** happenin'.
Christian Science: **** Happens in your mind.
Agnosticism: Maybe **** happens, maybe it doesn't. But who knows.
Existentialism: What is **** anyway?
Stoicism: This **** doesn't bother me.
Rastafarianism: Comwabunga dude Let's smoke this ****!
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